light chali gayi
beta-papa torch do na
baap-le,padega kya?
beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai isliye torch
maang raha huin

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 721 views

Aap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.

ap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.

1_Sab ko pasand hai

2_Dono sweet hai

Or

3_Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai..:-

Hahahaha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.

Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: "Tum Bolti Kyun
Nahi?"

Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha, "Muh Mein
Gutka Hai"



Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Three mans

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an
orange and the other dropped a grenade.
After landing they were walking down the street
and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an
apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an
orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they
asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n

Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY. :(
.
.
Husband:
Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab,
nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bolne ka style

Teacher:kal tum school kiun nai ae
Sardar:gir gaya tha aur lag gai thi
Techer kia lag gai thi
Sardar:takia pe gir gaya tha aur ankh lag gai thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)