Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the:
Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.
Raju: Papa, Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Sanju: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Khofnaak waqiya
Andheri raat
me aik
sunsaan
sarak
pe
aik
sir
kati
Lash
pari thi..
wahan se aik larka guzar raha tha..jese hi lash k qareeb poncha..buhat khofnaak awazain anay lagaein..larke ne himmat kr k lash ko sedha kia..aik dum uski nazar lash ki bnd mutthi pe pari..
usne wo mutthi kholi tu achanak taiz hawaein chalnay lagi, mutthi me aik kagaz tha jispe likha tha
MUJE MAAF KRDO
Menay hi kaha tha k PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KUM KRDO
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
If Time Doesn't Wait For You.
Don't Worry!
Just Remove the Battery From the Clock and Enjoy life!
"Aah! Great People Great Thoughts." :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogaya
Ke biwi se kia bolon!!
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Akhir wo bola
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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ek Chuha (Rat) Sharab K
Glass Me Gir Gaya...
Wahan Se Ek Billi Guzar Rhi
Thi To Chuhe Ne
Billi Se Kaha K
Mujhy Yahan Se Nikalo
Phir Chahy Mujhy Kha
Lena.
Billi Ne Laat Mari Or Glass
Gira Diya.
Chuha Nikal Kr Bhaga Or Bil
Me Ghus Gya
Billi Na Kaha : Jhooty,
Dhokybaaz, Tum To Keh
Rahy Thy K Mujhy Nikalo,
Beshak Mjhy Phir
Kha Lena...
Chooha Muskuraya Or
Bola : Jaan Naraz Mat
Hona, Us Waqt
Main Sharab K Nashy Me
Tha..
by pinkey (few years ago!)
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?
Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas
Gharam Ho Raha Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The Only Person who can Order a Woman
to Stop Talking
And In Reply
.
She gave Smile to him,,
.
.
.
.
He Is,,,
.
.
.
A Photographer...:-)
by lescol (few years ago!)
Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi
Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The
Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)