Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the:

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.

Raju: Papa, Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Sanju: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

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