Sardar
Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.
Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.
Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu.... || Latest Sardar Jokes 2013 ||
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 648 views
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Thief1: Lets Count d Money We hav
Looted Today!
Thief2: I m So Tired,
We'll See it in d Newspaper Tomorrow.
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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Chemist: Is Dawai Se Thik Na Ho 2 Ye Parchi Lekar Fir Aana.
Grahak: Kyo?
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Aaj Light Khana
Santa standing below a tubelight with an open mouth
WHY??
Coz his doctor advised him, "Pet me dard hai to aaj light khana"
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He: Darling, if you marry me, I will satisfy your
smallest wishes.
She: And what about the big wishes.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sheikh 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kia,
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Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karo ge to agle sal ispar sign kardunga.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident –
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Father:
Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?
Mujy Dost Samaj Kr batao
Son:
Kuch Nhi yaar Sabzi K Paiso Se
Apni Wali Ko Load Krwa Diya To
Teri Wali Ne Boht Mara.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye To Is Yakeen k Saath Aansu Saaf karna
k Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
father- 1 zamana tha k mai Rs 10 me kirana, saag, dudh, or nashta leke aata tha.
Beta-Ab possible nahi hai Dad Qki ab wahan CCTV camera hota hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)