Urdu Funny Neighbor Sms
Kid:aunty ammi ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty.chini dety hue,”Acha aur kya kaha ammi ne?”
kid:agar wo kamini na de to uzma aunti se le aana:-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1161 views
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