Urdu Funny Neighbor Sms

Kid:aunty ammi ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty.chini dety hue,”Acha aur kya kaha ammi ne?”

kid:agar wo kamini na de to uzma aunti se le aana:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 893 views
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