Jahaaz me Air-Hostess ne pathan ko ulti karte dekha to wo bag de gai k is me kar lo
Thori der bad AirHostess dekhti hai k sab ulti kar rahe hen or pathan so raha hai.

Usne Pathan se pocha sab kyun ulti kr rahe hen?
Pathan: hum ne ulti kia sab ne bura mana.
Hum wapis pi gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 925 views

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK” .
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola “KHAIR MUBARAK”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Chickens Accompanying Woman

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,

What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main Sabka Baap Hon

Some 1 Wrote 2 Sardar

Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs 100 Bhejo Hoshyar Ho To 200
Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote

Oey Main Sabka Baap Hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa sends friend request to Girl on Facebook

Santa sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-
Girl : Kaunn ho tum ?
Santa : Hasrat tumhari
Girl :- Chahate kya ho ?
Santa : Mohhabat tumhari
Girl:- Pachtao gaye tum
Santa : Kismat hamari
Girl : Married hoon main

Santa: To Status single Kuyn rakha hai Manhoos Maari :@

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein

Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghus Aaya, Khatpat Sun Kar Malik Ki Aankh Khul Gayi.

Malik: “Kaun Hai?”

Chor: “Miyaun”

Malik: “Kaun Hai?”

Chor: “Miyaun”

Malik: “Kaun Hai?”

Chor: “Abe Saale Billii Hai Billi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)