1 Jaga Bomb Blast K Bad 1 Admi Chila Raha Tha: “O God! Mera Hath Urh Gaya”

Pathan: Hoasla Karo
Mat Roo, Daikho Us Aadmi
Ka Sar Urh Gaya Hai, Wo B To Chup Hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 2205 views

Anna : Mahangai kam karo

Anna : Mahangai kam karo ,
S. Pawar : Hum try karenge '
Anna : Pyar se bol rahe hai mehngai kam karo warna thappad mar ke bhi bol sakte hai
S. Pawar : Thappad se dar nahi lagta anna , anshan se lagta hai !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure

Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha

Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi hai.

Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher And Rahul

Teacher in Class room: Hey Rahul, apne baaju wale ko utha.

Rahul: Tune sulaya hai tu hi utha. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan mongphalli wala

1 Pathan Bank k samnay mongphalli bech raha tha. Ek dost nay pathan say 1000 rupay udhar mangay.

Pathan nay bahana banaya: Yara! hamara Bank k sath agreement hai.
Bank mongphalli nahi bechay ga,
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aur hum kisi ko loan nahi day ga :D hahaha

by Zaid Mughal (few years ago!)