A handsome dog said to a beautiful female dog on a candle light dinner,

near a romantic river side in open moon light.. . .

“BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW”.

tou aur kya kutty ne ghazal kehni thi :-D :-P ;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1163 views

Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pappu prays 4 2 hours daily

Pappu prays 4 2 hours daily
Hey Bhagwan meri lotery lagade!
After 1 hour bhagwan angrily appears & says
"ticket to lele bhikaari"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
.
Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main
wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai
farz karo
larka=cement
Larki=rait
love=pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin
agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta
.
.
Larki (hans k): TU SHAKAL SE HI MAJDUR LAGTA HAI

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

me kia bechon gaa

Santa angoor baech raha tha
1 admi bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!

Santa : nahi yar jao yahan se mai tumko sub angoor nahi baech sakta

Admi : mager keon nhi de sakte ?

Santa:ager mai sarey angoor tum ko baych dunga to pura din kiya bechunga

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

There Is No Word

Hitler Says: “There Is No Word
Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary”

Pathan Says: Ab Bolne Se Kya Faida Hitler Bhai, Jab Kharidi Thi
Tab Hi Check Kerni Thi Na,

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)