Exam ka examiner bahut strict
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha
cheating nahi karne de raha tha..
1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di..
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya..
2nd bencher pehle se :- yaar tune kya likha... ??
1st bencher ne kaha:-“SIR , Peeche se aapki pant phati hui hai.. :D :O :p*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 595 views
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