Yaar Kahi To Beth Ke
Ek Baar Ek Couple Park Mein Beithe Hote Hai.
Police Wala: “Park Mein Aise Beithe Ho, Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?”
Aadmi: “Hum Dono Married Hai”
Police Wala: “Toh Ghar Mein Ja Ker Betho Na”
Aadmi: “Tab Isske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 956 views
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