In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?

Sardar:I don’t know.

Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views

kutta

Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,Q k jis gar me kutta ho, us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti,

ye mulk b hamara gar hai,

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aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai... ;->

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)

Wat's ur Dad name

Man- Wat's ur Dad name
Boy- His Name is LAUGHING
Man- Ur Mother's Name
Boy- SMILING
Man- U must b Kidding
Boy- No, Dat's my Brother I m Joking

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girlfriend v/s Friend

Girlfriend v/s Friend
Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?
Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha
sweetheart..

Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?
Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k tujhekoi aur topic nhi milta kya mood
kharab karne k liye kamine :D

Saala meko kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai..main to History padhk gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar was giving interview for a job.

Sardar was giving interview for a job.

Manager asked: “What is Excel?”

Sardar replied: “It is a new washing powder for washing computers

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gul Khan

1 patan 12 floor pe office me betha tha 1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi Niche girte waqt 10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)