On Jeeto’s bday Santa

On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 628 views
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