Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon KUTTAY Ka Bacha Hai?"
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Bahir Se Aawaz Aai:
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Abbu Main Hon "BILAWAL"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 782 views
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