Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon KUTTAY Ka Bacha Hai?"
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Bahir Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abbu Main Hon "BILAWAL"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 746 views

Sardar

Abba G Kal Humare Gahr Sa Ek Banda Kam Ho Jayega,
Dosray Din Kya Hoa Larki Ghar Sa Bhag Gai
Sardar G: Larki Na Kam Tu Acha Ni Kiya Lakin Larki Thi Tu Najomi.
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan jeail me

Jail me pathan se kisi ne pocha tum se aisi kia galti howi k tum jail me ho?
Pathan:yara hum ne bank lota aur paise jama karane wahen ruk gia.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

How To Start Your Day With a Positive

ATTITUDE :
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Man Had An AccidentIn His New BMW

A Man Had An Accident
In His New BMW
When Cops Arrived,
Man Cried
..."Officer My Brand New
Car ! ! "
Cops Says:
"Your Materialistic
Nature Makes Me Sick And
You R So Blinded By Money,
You Haven't Noticed That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off In The Accident !"
Man Looks At The
Left Arm N Yells . . .
"OH MY GOD -
My ROLEX"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sar dard ki goli

santa:
Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha
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banta:
Abey drakht par Q latka hai?
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santa:
Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chali jae...::))

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)