A girl was sitting

A Girl Was sitting on a park bench....
Funny Begger: Hi sweetheart..!
Girl angrily: How dare U call me sweeheart??
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Begger: then What the HELL R U doing on my
BED!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 734 views
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