Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae
Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae.
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanky Lage Ge
Pathan: Kitna Paisa Ly Ga
Nurse:Rs. 3000
Pathan:Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hay Karhai Nahi Karwani.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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