kya hukam hai mere aaqa

jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ?

Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de!

jin : aaqa boht mushkil kam hai koi aur kam batao!

Aaqa : meri biwi ko mera furmabardar bana de..!

Jin : aaqa road single banani hai ya double ? ...

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