Daru pene se
UPDESH:
Daru pine se jindagi k problem solve nhi hoti.
EXPERT DRINKER'S ADVICE:
Problem toh doodh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 812 views
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