2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?

To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

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