Insan sub se zyada mafi kis se

Insan sub se zyada mafi kis se mangta h?
BOSS k samne?
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GIRL Frnd k samne?
Nahi?
?
?
Phir
?
?
Bhikari k samne
"Maff Karo Baba,Aage Jao.....

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