Insan sub se zyada mafi kis se

Insan sub se zyada mafi kis se mangta h?
BOSS k samne?
WIFE k samne?
GIRL Frnd k samne?
Nahi?
?
?
Phir
?
?
Bhikari k samne
"Maff Karo Baba,Aage Jao.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 685 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Aap Pagal Ho

Aap Pagal Ho

Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho . . . . Ghussa nahi krna mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL ho

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 charsi buji hue

1 charsi buji hue Ciagrate pee raha tha

1 admi ne bola ye kaise p rahe ho Dhuwan to nikal nai rha

charsi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hai….. :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Facebook : hahaha i wont

Facebook : hahaha i wont let u study x-D
.
.
.
Me : Plz dont do this to me..i beg u..
... .
.
.
.
Facebook : ok then log out and study..!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.

Me : yaar tu to bura maan gya... achha chal u win... show me whats new?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Missed call

Santa & Banta got tired of
1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A FAITHFUL husband is one who

A FAITHFUL husband is one who.....
Always thinks of his wife while sleeping with other Women.

Rather than thinking of other women while sleeping wtih his Wife.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher student se

Teacher student se:"Table pe ink kis ne grai
hai.. ??
Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis tarha kaho
ge.. ??
.
.
.
Studnet:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Ye kis kuttey k bacche ne apni aukat dikhai
hai..:p :O :D:D
Student Rocks ... Teacher shocks..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Karachi's Girls.

Karachi's Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us SeShaadi Kro'n gi JoHandsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us SeShaadi Kro'n Gi Jis kGhar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan

Medical College ki Larkiyan

Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?

Pathan: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Khamoshi ka bycot

Lebrary me bahut khamoshi thi k achanak se aik punjabi ne zoor se paad maar dia

teacher:ye kia hai?

Punjabi:khamoshi ka bycot

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pakistani Innings

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

The entire Pakistani Innings.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Teacher: Babar bharat mein k..

Woh kya cheez hai

Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost

Match ka last over tha or Sa..

Aaj mere paas mobile hai

Bhikhari: Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal..

Aik bacha apne baap ka naam

PaKisTan Me LoGo

Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??

shaadi ke baad main

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook