Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se:
Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se:
Suna hai Khelne Se Motapa kam hojata hai,
Par Mujhay Koi FarQ Nahi Para.
Dr: Konsa Kheil Khelti Ho ?
MOTi: CHErri Uddi KAAn UddA :
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 997 views
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