MOSQUITO and a FLY

Santa: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?

Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 689 views
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papa:- mujhe bulaoge na..?
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