Classic Insult
Classic Insult!!
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Mere pass Facebook hai,
BBM Hai, Twitter hai,
WhatsApp hai
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tumhare pas kya hai..? .
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Smart ans: Mere paas
“Aur bhi kaam hain”.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 445 views
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