Classroom me urdu gramar ki class ho rai the.

Teacher: mery bety ko shaadi me dilchaspi nai hy
is fiqray me "mera beta" kya hy

Student:"khusra

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1078 views

Banta Owned A Factory

Banta Owned A Factory.
He Issued Orders That Only Married
Men Would Be Employed.
Friend Asks:
Why This ?
Banta Reply:
Because Married Men Are More Obedient.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student life

Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Kitanu Har Jagah Hote Hain

Asmaan me tum ho, samundar me tum ho, zamin pe tum,

hawa me tum,jahan bhi dekho tum hi tum ho.

DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joke

wo vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let`s fly out of the cave and get some blood."

"We`re new here," says the second one. "It`s dark out, and we don`t know where to look. We`d better wait until the other bats go with us."

The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere."

He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his friend to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks "See that black building over there?

"Yes," the other bat answers.

"Well," says the first bat, "I didn`t."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pyar Mein Dooba Esa Ki Time Ka Pata Na Chala

Santa Ki Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Subha Santa Ki Biwi Bade Pyar Se Use Boli

Biwi: “Janu, Hamari Shaadi Ko 24 Gante Ho Chuke Hai”

Santa Romantic Mood Mein: “Haan, Aur Dekho Aisa Lagta Hai Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)