Samoso or pakodon

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha
liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka
khaana mat khao..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 991 views
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