PATHAN ko chiragh mila

PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara.
JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.”
PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla .
No 2 us main Khob dolat mand log.
No 3 Humko is main chokidar lagwa do

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 891 views
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