Funny Bapu In Interview

Funny Bapu In Interview

Interviewer: Aap Ka Janam Kaha Hua Tha?

Bapu: Porbandar.
Interviewer:Uska Spelling Batao?

Bapu:Majak Kar Raha Tha,Gujraat Main Hua Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views
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