Wife: Tum Tu kehtay thy

Wife: Tum Tu kehtay thy k shaadi k baad bhi Tum muJh se bohat pyar karo gay!!

Husband: Haan, mujhe kya pata tha k Tumhari shadi mujh se hi Hojaye gi

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