Gupta was driving car very rashly. Traffic police caught him.
Gupta – Sir, I’m learning driving.

Police – Without teacher?
Gupta – Ya, its correspondence course!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views

boss ghuse se

Boss(Gusy Se):
Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho


Secretary:
Kya Krun Itni Salry Me Itne Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hen
Boss

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Government Se Competition

Inspector Pappu Se: Tum Kis Apraadh Ke Liye, Jel Aaye Ho

Pappu: Kya Bataun Sir, Government Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha?

Inspector: Kis Baat Ka? Funny

Pappu: Note Chaapne Ka

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

I have a keyboard error

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.

When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.

She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?

There isn't even a keyboard attached?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An Organization That Makes Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.

It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.

The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)