Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe
Wife: Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe Talak ki Notice bhej dungi!
Husband: Ja ja, Mithi Mithi bate Karke Mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 679 views
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