Manager: what is your qualification?
Santa:- Sir, i am PHD.
Manager:(Shocked) what do u mean by PHD?
Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool with Difficulty...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 596 views

Mumy ye schol kya hota H

Mumy ye schol kya hota H

Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Dost ko

Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya

Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:

Call urgently, she wants your number

ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein

phone nai utha raha ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Public Bathrom Gia

Ek Sardr Public Bathrom Gia
Aur 2 Ghanty Bad Nikla
Bahr Betha Jamadar Bola:
40 Rupy

Sardar Bola: Me Tatti Keti Aa Yahoo Ty Chat Nai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they,

Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they, aakhir kaar shadi keliey tayyar ho gyey. Woh jis larki ko pasand kertey they us key barey mein apney ghar walon ko bataya

Sab ghar walon or rishteydaar us larki ko jantey they. Pasand sun ker amma jaan cheekh utheen, “Is larki sey shadi karo gey? woh to tum sey umar mein achi khasi bari hey”

“Abhee sey balon mein rang lagati hey”, khala boli

“Ghoomney phirney ki bhee bohat shoqeen hey”, dadi ney khabardaar kiya

“Jahez bhee kuch khaas nahi laey gi”, chacha ney bataya

“Us ka rang kisi bhee cream key istamaal sey gora nahi honey wala”, phuppi ney ahem raaz bataya

“Magar mein ney us ki ek khoobi ki wajah sey shadi ka faisla kiya hey”, sahab boley

“Woh kia? ” sab ney poocha

“Us ka dunya mein koi nahi hey…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

women

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)