Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views
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