Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse
Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.
Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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