Me Tumse Sirf Tumse Piyar Karti Hoon

Aik Larki Dukan Daar:
Koi Aisa card hay jis me likha ho k me tum se aur sir tum se pyar karti hoon

Dukandar: haan hai

Girl: Tu Phir aisa karo

Kay


2 darjan pack kar do

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