Funny
Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k
thak
gaya..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra
pasand nahi aaya..
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Aurat:” Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi
lene
aayi thi…:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 917 views
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