Do sharabi rat ko...
DO SHARBI RAT KO..
1ST.YAR KITNE BAJE HAI
2ND.PATHAR UTAYA AUR GHAR KI KIDKI PER
MARA TO KACNH TUT GAYA
...
UPER SE BUDHI BOLI
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..
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NALAYKO SO JAO RAT KE 2 BAJE HAI
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 579 views
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