FARAZ in Bakra Mandi
FARAZ in Bakra Mandi:
Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz…
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Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to “Gaaye Mandi” hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 885 views
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