Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai
Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai?
Pandu: Haan, Kyu?
Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana Hai. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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larki-bike..
boss-nhi..honda bike
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larki-car..
boss-nhi..maaruti car
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ab larki ki baari thi
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larki-nhi..saale teri maa ki ankh..
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SARDAR:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay Se Maar Do:)
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