Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai
Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai?
Pandu: Haan, Kyu?
Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana Hai. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1111 views
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