Class Mein Nayi Aayi

Class Mein Nayi Aayi Teacher Sab Bachhon Se Unke Baare Mein Sawal Kar Rahi Thi.

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Puchha.

Teacher: “Tumhare Parents Kya Karte Hai?”

Pappu: “Madam Ji Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jaate Hai“

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