Tofan anay pr machar 1 darkht sy lipat gya..

Tofan anay pr machar 1 darkht sy lipat gya..
Tofan khatam hone k bad machar apna pasena saf kr k bola..
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Aj me na hota to ye drakht to gya tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 532 views
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