Pathan
Pathan Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne
Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1199 views
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