7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan

7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko
pranam kar poochta hai: Maharaj ladki nahi pat
rahi hai, kya Karoon?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur
kehta hai: chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1440 views
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