7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko
pranam kar poochta hai: Maharaj ladki nahi pat
rahi hai, kya Karoon?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur
kehta hai: chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2901 views

Bike Tez Na Chalao

Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao

Wife:Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai

Sardar:
Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Tab Ki Baat Kuch Aur Thi

Ek Baar Machron Ki Poori Family Bethi Hoti Hai Aur Woh Sab Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahe Hote Hai.

Macchar Dadaji (Pote Se): “Beta, Hamare Zamane Mein Khoon Chusna Itna Aasan Nahi Tha”

Macchar Pota: “Woh Kyu Dadaji ?”

Macchar Dadaji: “Kyon Ki Hamare Zamane Mein Ladkiyan Pure Kapde Pehanti Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

May I Go To The Toilet

Little Johnny : Can I go to the toilet?

Teacher : Johnny! 'May' I go to the toilet Little Johnny : But I asked first!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss to Secretary

Boss to Secretary: For a week we'll go abroad.
She calls her Husband: For a week I & boss going
abroad.
Husband calls Girl-Friend: Wife going, let's go for
outing.
Girlfriend calls her student: For a week you are
free.
Little boy calls his Grandpa: I'm free.
Grandpa(Boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Le Pakad Aur Aish Kar

Ek Baar Bhikhari Bikh Mangte Hue Santa Ke Ghar Jata Hai Or Kehta Hai

Bhikhari: “Aapke Padosi Ne Mujhe Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya Hai, Aap Bhi Kuch Khilao?”

Santa: “Yeh Le Hajmola Ki Goli Aur Apna Khana Pacha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)