Tum ne Police Officer ki
Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki hatheli pe jalti hue cigret kyun rakhi
Mujrim:Ye Humko bola "kaam karvana hai to pehle "MUTTHI" garam kro
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views
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