Aqalmand k liye ishara
santa fouj me bharti hua....
2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....
santa ki topi per goli lagi....
santa ne hathyaar phenk diye
aur chup kar bola .. " Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi
hota hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 770 views
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