Sardar
Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1457 views
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