Mother: Little Missy, do you know what happens to girls who always tattle on other kids or spread lies about them?

Little Missy: Sure, they grow up to be rich gossip columnists...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views

Khof-e- khuda

Mat Kr Pyaar Roshni Se,Ye
Pal Bhar Ki Mehmaan he, Dil
Laga is Andherey Se Jo
Qabar tak Mehrbaan hy. .

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

A Sweet demand bu a Kid

A Sweet Demand By a Kid.
He was Beaten Up by his Mom.
Dad Asked What Happened Son?
Kid: I cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore,
I Want My Own. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Best Break Up Ever: A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.

Girl Friend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER!:-D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Gadhe Ki Umeed

Ek Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai.

Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon..!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)