pathan
court me faisla hua 90% pathan bewakoof hote hn is pr pathano ne kafi shor machaya
phir faisla hua 10% pathan bewakoof nh hote tb ja kr mamla thanda hua
by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!) / 935 views
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Piece of PHILOSOPHY
Small things hurt a lot
For Example: u can sit on a mountain... but not on a pin
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.
Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya
D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.
Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....
hahahahahaha.
Geo Pakistani .
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola
"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Boy: I like that girl. His friend: she has a boy
friend. Boy: look. A goal post always has a
goalkeeper, but that doesn't mean you can't score
goals.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya
dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein
tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls
hostel bana dena!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Molviyon ki Bus Ja rahi thi
1 Ne Kaha jb b raste Me
Larki Nazr Aye to
ASTAGFIRULLAH
prhna
Kafi der bad 1 Ne Kaha
ASTAGFIRULLAH
Baqi Boly
Kahan hai
kahan hai….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl Pathan Se:
Jab Aap Ke Pas Mobile Hai Aur Mere Pas Bhi Hai
To Ap Ne Letter Kion Bheja?
Pathan:
O Hum Ne Tumko Cal Kia Tha
Us Mein Larki Boli
Plz-Try-Letter
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auratein apki saas ko peet rahi hain.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balcony mein aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)