Mujy bhoolny ki khuda kary tum ko aisi saza mily

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Zor ka susu aaye aur shalwar ka naarra na khule
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<';> Oye khul ja Sim Sim

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 818 views

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

main teri jaan nikal dungi

Teacher:-

"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Raju (few years ago!)

Teacher. Ager irada pka ker k

Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo
tou woh poora hota hai…!!!
Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj
aap meri baahon me hoti..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Agar Main Mountain

Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai..


"DHAKKAA !"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funy Facebook

Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)