khul ja Sim Sim

Mujy bhoolny ki khuda kary tum ko aisi saza mily

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Zor ka susu aaye aur shalwar ka naarra na khule
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<';> Oye khul ja Sim Sim

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 711 views
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