happy puttar day
Happy Puttar day!
Is din hr baap ko apne
Puttar ki yad ati ha.
Is liy mjhe b tumari yad
i Ab ye sms mjhe hi send
kr k abu k sath begerti na
krna,
MIss U beta.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 833 views
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