Teacher : Bachcho aaj hu

Teacher : Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge...

"1 aurat 1 khidki se jhaank rahi hai"

Studnt: Ye
Ek vachan hua..

Teacher : "Bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhak rahi hain"

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Studnt : Ye toh REDLIGHT area hai :D :p

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