Teacher : Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge...

"1 aurat 1 khidki se jhaank rahi hai"

Studnt: Ye
Ek vachan hua..

Teacher : "Bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhak rahi hain"

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Studnt : Ye toh REDLIGHT area hai :D :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 682 views

Desi Dictionary

Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.

Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.

Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.

Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.

Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.

Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

taleem

TALEEM soch samaj kar chora mairy doston
Kionke
.
Khota 30.000 ka
Owr
Reedri 15,000 ke hogia hai

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Teacher: bachon batao ki dhud

Teacher: bachon batao ki dhud ko khrab hone se bachane ke liye kya karna chahiye?

Sonu: Ji use pee lena chahiye
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistani to American

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny Wedding Certificate

One day pappu was searching for something in his safe for hours.

Wife : What are you searching for?

Pappu : I give up. I was searching for our wedding certificate.

Wife : But why? Why you are searching…….

Pappu : I was searching for the expiry dates…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)