Abu Ham Ko Baja Dilao..
Pathan Ka Bacha.,,
Abu Ham Ko Baja Dilao..
Pathan:
Nahe Khocha Tum Sab Ko Tang Kare Ga…
Bacha:
Nhi Abo Khuda Ka Kasam
Jab Sub Sojaye Ga Hum Tab Bajaye Ga.
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