Tum shadi k baadbadel gaye ho.

Biwi Shohar Se "Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"
Shohar: "Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k Mujhy Shaadi Shuda Larkio'n
Main Koi Dil-chaspi Nahi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 972 views
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